51. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
52. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
53. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
54. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
55. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam
mudflaps.
56. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
57. You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
58. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
59. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
60. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
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