41. You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
42. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run.)
43. You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right.'
44. You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
45. Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
46. You've ever financed a tattoo.
47. Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
48. You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
49. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
50. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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