Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Don't mess with rednecks!

Watch out of you bump into a redneck
wearing this t-shirt!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Friday, November 18, 2005

Alcohol & Ammo

Fun Redneck Game... I hope ya shoot gud!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Mullets!

Gotta love Stewie from Family Guy LMAO

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

A true Wal-martian!!

Roll back, eh? I'm............speechless.....

Hickbonics


ahz: the things you see with
aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?
arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
bawl: what water does at 212 degrees
bidness: commercial enterprise
bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce
co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink
clinics: a tissue
crine: weeping
dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami
daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music
dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word
doc: a condition caused by an absence of light
ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off"
far: combustion
git: to acquire
goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball
hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs
liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept
nekkid: to be unclothed
ole well: a source of petroleum
own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)
paypuh: what you write on
shevuhlay: a General Motors car
spearmint: something scientists do
stow: establishment where things are sold
tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka
zackly: precisely