21. Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
22. The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
23. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
24. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
25. You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
26. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute."
27. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
28. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
29. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
30. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
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