11. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
12. You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
13. Your family tree doesn't fork.
14. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
15. Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
16. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
17. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
18. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
19. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
20.You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
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